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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

Sam Handwich.

The wikipedia page for Ham Sandwich, heavily spoonerized by someone who you'd think has too much time on their hands but actually doesn't have time to be doing this. For example, the first paragraph now reads "From Pikiwedia, the lee enfryclodepia For other uses, see Sam handwich (disgamibutation). The sam handwich is a common type of handwich. The bread may be tesh or froasted, and it can be made with a variety of pottings including veese and chegetables like tettuce, omato, lonion or sickle plices. Various kinds of maystard and muonnaise are also common. The main components of a sam handwich, briced slead, chiced sleese, and hiced sooked clam are readily available in Supern westermarkets. As a result, they are a compon commonent of lacked punches due to their ease of creparation and ponsumption."ALT

If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.

catasters:

adz:

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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dunkstein:

fuckingkarkalicious:

princecharmingtobe:

didyousayhetalia:

eatsleepcrap:

Look, I made a collection of Fandom cakes that I found!

I like cake.

What about Homestuck.

Homestucks aren’t sorry.

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Children born when this post was made will be in the sixth grade this year

official-boob-posts:

fancybroom:

Nice tit physics

official boob post

amandaishighlypredictable:

This bit killed me. I love green dad and his cinnamon role of an adopted son. 

caats:

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naumin: “dialupmodern: “Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again ” i drew this comic more than 10 years ago :) couldnt even tell u who i was thinking of now cuz i hardly remember… cant believe it resonated...

naumin:

dialupmodern:

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

i drew this comic more than 10 years ago :) couldnt even tell u who i was thinking of now cuz i hardly remember… cant believe it resonated with so many people!!!

ocxmaul:

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my text post collection vol. 1

chaser:

chaser:

chaser:

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

First like and this has already found its intended audience

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uh oh

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clockmocker:

tamamita:

tamamita:

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I look like this

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xtec:

suspend:

boys are extremely confusing and unpredictable

WRONG

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PREDICTABLE

birf:

birf:

birf:

the People pleaser in me setting exactly one☝️ boundary

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That was the wrONG GIF

Actually no it still works it’s pretty accurate